Oi, welcome to my lab.
No, don’t touch that.
And you probably don’t want to sit there, either.
Here, let me clear off a spot for you. Don’t mind the hunchback, he doesn’t bite. Much.
Why was it you stopped by? Ah, yes, of course. You needed one of my bits of code.
I’ve constructed a few tools, most aren’t worth mentioning. I used to develop Minecraft mods, you can see the rotting husks of those over on github. If necromancy is not your style, I have a few shell scripts, or if you’re alright losing a few hours of your life, you can dig through one of my other online locations.